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THE SP "BEFORE O LEVELS" FINALE!

Imagine sitting in front of a person for months and finally sitting behind him one day.

So, yesterday I sat right at the back of the class during English Focus because it was so hot in front. So SP was sitting in front of me, with Jonathan beside him and Jia Sheng beside Jonathan and Yuan Shuai beside Jia Sheng. 

So when Yuan Shuai and Jonathan are having fun with each other, SP will be excited. He will be waiting for his turn... but unfortunately, Yuan Shuai only plays with Jonathan.... not SP....so SP will become disappointed. 

But he will console himself, and put on a smile. And during that time, Yuan Shuai get off from his chair and went to Jonathan and did something to Jonathan....and SP's view was blocked....So SP moved himself and looked at what was going on...KPO

Mrs. Chua got angry.... So EVERYONE WAS QUIET.... SP had no entertainment..... So after a few minutes, he started to scratch his butt.... I CAN SEE THAT SP... I AM SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND YOU.....LIKE OBVIOUSLY I CAN SEE THAT BLUE UNDERWEAR THAT YOU WEAR! That is your signature man! You have been wearing blue underwears ever since I knew you.... that was like in sec 2???

And also not to forgot that socks with that BOWLING CARTOON......

Oh ya! I caught you taking out your iPod to check the thesaurus for the comprehension vocabulary. REASON? TO GET 5 marks for that and get a good name from teacher... and also get the chance to say "OH MY GOD! I AM SO FREAKING SMART!"

Ok..that's it... that's all about what I saw you doing from the back....

BUT I AM NOT DONE YET SP! Here comes my attack to you... because I am related to this.....

So,I drew this pair of eyes on the teacher's table....with pencil on Wednesday. Yesterday, during CE lesson, Mrs. Sui was like talking to people one by one... in that table. And the moment she entered the class, SP brought his list of Situational Writing Pieces, about 5-6, to Mrs. Sui to show her his masterpieces and what is ENGLISH A LEVEL STANDARD.

AND WHILE WAITING FOR HER TO ATTEND TO YOU, YOU WERE STARING AT THE EYES ON THE TABLE.... I WAS WATCHING YOU.... OK... SO NVM.... YOU WERE USING YOUR EYES TO WATCH MY EYES...SO NOT MY PROBLEM........ SO I WENT  BACK TO MY DESK.

BUT, HELLO SP! IT"S MY PROBLEM WHEN YOU USE YOUR HANDS TO ERASE MY EYES.... BECAUSE ITS MINE. NOT YOURS. I should have dig out your eye balls and put on the floor and jump and BANG, THERE GOES YOUR EYEBALLS, FLAT! AND THEN, You will have two empty slots on your face....where your eyes used to be... Maybe, you can put eraser or coins inside... SAVE SPACE LA! HELLO!.  

SO SP! I am giving you a warning....IF I SEE YOU IN FRONT OF ME FROM MONDAY ONWARDS......YOU ARE DEAD. AND YES... I WANT YOU TO DRAW THE EYES BACK AGAIN.... IF NOT..YA.. YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN.... SO ya... remember my warning to you..... You can stay, stand or sit behind me... but not in front.... OH YA! SP! I forgot..... After reading so many posts about you, a fan sent a letter to the SP CLUB! And I have published it here... And below the letter is THE MEMORY LANE OF SP with only 2 pictures of you..... One is your bag..and the other one is about you doing something.... Check it out. 

HERE IS THE LETTER. 

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Dear SP.

For your information, I don't like you at all. You are such an
irritating ass. Always showing off since the first day of this year.
Since today is the last day of school...  I shall say something....

Don't set goals that seem to be impossible to achieve. Eight points to
Anderson jc? Even the smartest top student of 5n last year who was so
smart didn't go to jc cause she knows she'll suffer. Who do you think
you are? You should have ended up in
SIMEI JC now. Your knowledge is nothing to be proud of. You are so
irritating. Even deryck does not like you FYI. And nobody does. I can
assure you. And I'm the one who stands second in the line after navin.

You have been looking through my stuff right? Who do you think you
are? MY MOTHER? even my mother does not look through my stuff. And
also yun ying, today when u looked through her stuff, she
was scolding u vulgarities in Chinese.

When I said I used that
particular pen for exam. You'll buy it. You think what? The pen has
nothingg to do with grades. No miracles. It's just the knowledge u
have. And u don't have.

Last week u told mdm Ng, the poa teacher that your poa was good...
Everyone was like OMG. It's the total opposite. Your words contradict
reality.
You touched deryck's butt like a freaking gay.

GAY!!!


If you ever try to do that again looking at my stuff. ... You'll see
how I scold you. CRAZY

Drink NEW MOON ESSENCE? We were mocking you FYI. You think that new
moon will call u? Dream on....  They only call upon student from elite
schools. Never will it be you at all. And if they were to call u. I
think it would be because you
have dreamt the best dream ever after drinking their chicken essence.
Even mediacorp will invite you to
write a drama. But that's impossible. You know?? I reassure you that.

If you were to make it to the worst JC in town. You'll still fail and
retain. BEcause why? FAIL GP. You think jc is so easy??? You are
surviving on just a pass by memorising everything. But that'll earn
you a confirm fail for JC. Reason being? JC stuff cannot memorize.

That's all I have for you. Mr S.P. I will never forget you.

- ZACHARY

AND TODAY IS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! SO DAMN SAD TO LEAVE EVERYONE! I LOVE YOU ALL SEC 5NA!